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Welcome to OUR JUNGLE!
...make yoursleves comfortable in OUR skins!

A warm welcome and sincere thanks to ALL our longstanding,
loyal customers of years past, present and those soon to come, we trust.

Thanks to your help, in 2010, we will celebrate our 16th year in "concrete and steel",
toiling in the Houston heat (and cold!) at Trader's Village, every weekend,
gleefully serving area motorcycle riders and wannabe's alike...

...while you're also helping to liberate us from the evil, disloyal,
unrewarding treatment by corporate America and the greedy, inept management
who scheme of the annual Halloween ritual of workforce reduction and cooking the books
while granting themselves new stock option plans and repricing their old ones,
building their 10 million dollar homesteads to shelter their ill-gotten
gains at shareholders' (widow's and orphan's) and employees' expense...
cutting our health care and retirement benefits while giving themselves multi-million dollar bonus'.

OUR NUMBER #1 GOAL:
to ensure your warmth, comfort and safety on your bike in an affordable
and quality manner and guarentee our customer's satisfaction ...

We want you to have fun shopping with us and we want to have fun serving you
while making a modest living without RIPPING OFF our customers like your customary local bike shop.
We want to provide you with the BEST quality, BEST fit, and most sensible features that satisfy your needs
at an affordable price for your budget.

We aim to take the High Dollar out of your HD experience
and make sure you and yours can get the maximum enjoyment out of your High Dollar Motorcycle
and ensure your comfort with the few pennies you have left after spending it on your cycle.

We don't discriminate over the brand of motorcycle you ride and we have apparel and accessories for all style bikes and climates.
We offer you intelligent, sensible and no-nonsense (usually!) consultation for both beginning and seasoned riders alike
on the best riding apparel and accessories for your bike, your lifestyle and climate by real, experienced bikers .

Our store offers an UNRIVALED selection of styles and sizes of men's, women's, and children's Motorycle Jackets, chaps, vests, dusters, blazers, gloves, toolbags, saddlebags, windshield bags, tank bags, sissy bar and T-bags, handlebar and clutch and brake grips, helmets (both novelty and DOT), QUALITY sunglassess, goggles, face masks, neck and chin masks, leather and cloth hats and doo rags, pants, overpants, ladies shorts and tops, baby doll tops, halters and bikini tops, thongs, as well as a colorful collection of biker novelties and gift items including collector knives, coffee mugs, ride bells, bobbleheads, bears, watches, wallets, hard-to-find wristbands and bracers, belt bags, fanny packs, gun belts, gun-pocket vests and jackets, knife sheathes, valve-stem covers, decals, patches, pins, clocks, blankets, bike covers, rainsuits, vest chains (extenders), stickers, boots,etc., to satisfy any biker's dreams and desires!

So give us a try and have a look around our shopping page*, your satisfaction is guarenteed!

*This is only a small sample of what we sell and we will be gradually adding more and more items from our store as time permits.
However, if you are in the Houston area, nothing can rival actually stopping in to smell, touch and feel the quality of our leathers
and ensure an optimal fit and gain the direct advantage of our consulation and explanation of the extraordinary features our products
provide you. But either way, we aim to provide you the best possible advice and product, whether live or virtual, as we slowly
catch up with the 21st century! So give us a call or drop us an email and we will be glad to make sure you get what you want.

Meanwhile, visit our other pages to find useful information and news and info about our store or information about local cycling laws or requirements.

Please remember the great Indian Larry, wheeling around on his "Panshovel"head in Gasoline Alley
in the sky and remember the message he so proudly had tattooed on his neck for all to heed:

IN GOD WE TRUST
(if we can't trust God, who can we trust!)

"VENGENCE IS MINE" SAYETH THE LORD
forget about Billy Lane's chrome ballpeen mirror-smashing hammer

Also, please, let us never forget the victims and lost souls and grieving families of September 11th, 2001,
the American embassies in Africa, the U.S.S. Cole and those who've died or been wounded in Afghanistan and Iraq,
and the selfless, heroic men and women (and their families) of our military, police, fire and EMS
who sacrifice everything -- everyday
to ensure our safety and our freedoms and the freedoms of others around the world, not to mention
the countless other wars and conflicts in which our forefathers and mothers sacrificed everything to allow
us the privilege and pleasure of jumping on our bikes and waving our freak-flags high!

From a wise man came some valuable words to heed, some two plus centuries ago,
that were indeed far ahead of their time, but nonetheless quite contempory ...

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a
little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."

"A nation of well-informed men who have been taught to know and
prize the rights which God has given them cannot be enslaved.

... Ben Franklin, 1706- 1790.

for more sageful quotes from one of America's greatest patriots of all time, visit:
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews/franklin.htm

Perhaps a bit less prophetic, some classic lyrics from a famous Southern Rock Star,
nonetheless, pretty much sums it for this ole country boy:

"'Cause I ain't aking nobody for nothing if I can't get it on my own. If you
don't like the way I'm living you just leave this long haired country boy alone."

...Charlie Daniels, 1936-present.
From the CDB, 1974, "Fire on the Mountain" album.
For the complete lyrics and other songs check out:

Thanks for visiting and check back often for updates and information.
Also feel free to check out our new daily blog, Eatin June Bugs and add your own comments!
You can find it at www.houstonsmostwanted.com/eatinjunebugs
to pass your own ONLINE gas!!!

Until then... Live Well and Ride (and ROCK!) On!

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,

and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, liberty and justice for all.

ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance

Secondly but no less importantly I pledge allegiance to the flag of the great state of Texas, the Lone Star State.

Texas under Mexico 1821-1836 ... and won their independence April 21, 1836, on the battleground of San Jacinto near Houston.

Should you pledge your allegiance to any other flag or wish to hoist it above the US and Texas flag to

act to display it in an American public school or any soveriegn US soil and are an American citizen then I believe the law would

consider that disloyalty and treason.

If you hoist any foreign flag on US sovereign soil
and are NOT an American citizen then, as it has been since Ancient times and will so henceforth be considered in my view and the view of my fellow country man, as an act of war and dishonor to America.

This individual holds no hatred or racism towards any race, color, creed, religion, gender or sexual or political viewpoints

or other. NO, this is not about any of that, as much as our politicians would try to have you believe, for their own political gain

and power grab, WHILE THEY FURTHER STRIP THE RIGHTS OF MY FELLOW CITIZENS and give rights to non-citizens

THIS IS ABOUT THE SOVEREIGNTY OF THE USA AND TEXAS AND THE OATH

I HAVE MADE TO MY COUNTRY AND STATE, AS HAVE SEVERAL GENERATIONS

OF MY FAMILY AND FELLOW COUNTRY MAN WHO HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES AND LIMBS FOR OUR USA FLAG

SO WE WOULDN'T HAVE A BRITISH OR GERMAN OR JAPANESE OR MEXICAN FLAG or other FLYING OVER US INSTEAD.

SO MAKE A DECISION ABOUT WHICH FLAG YOU PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO AND WHY AND IF YOU PLEDGE

IT TO ONE OTHER THAN THE USA FLAG, GO BACK TO THAT COUNTRY AND FLY YOUR FLAG THERE AND FIGHT THERE

FOR THE RIGHTS OF YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMAN AS AMERICANS HAVE, SO THAT YOUR OWN PEOPLE WON'T BE

FORCED INTO EXILE BECAUSE OF A CORRUPT OR INEPT GOVERNMENT WHICH FORCES YOU TO FLEE YOUR COUNTRY

TO FIND ANY OPPORTUNITY AND SEND MONEY BACK TO WHEREVER AS YOUR POLITICIANS WANT YOU TO, WHILE THEY

KEEP YOUR COUNTRYMAN IN SQUALOR. NOR COMPLAIN TO ME THAT I DO NOT HONOR YOUR FLAG OF A CORRUPT

GOVERNMENT WHICH IS NOT WORTHY OF YOUR OWN EVEN YOUR OWN SUPPORT AND WHICH MAY HOLD IT ILLEGAL

IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY FOR YOU TO WEAR YOUR OWN FLAG IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY ON YOUR BACK.

However, if you call your self a citizen or choose to reside here legally or illegally and enjoy all the merits of US citizenship without contributing and paying your legally due taxes and do not pledge
allegiance to the US flag then please do not even consider doing
business with myself or this establishment.

AND FURTHERMORE, HERE ARE SOME DO's and DON'Ts if you want to live here:

1) DON'T try to make MY country LOOK like the one you left by littering as I see so often ----- DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!

(why would you want to turn this nice place into the place you FLED or ESCAPED from? please think about that !!!)

4) DON'T pretend you can't speak English to get a better deal or think you DON'T have to pay sales TAXes like I have to

5) DON'T hit and run when you crash into our cars ( I have have been hit twice in past two years by illegal aliens who spoke

perfect English to me then pretended to the police they couldn't and had no license or insurance.) One of my friends were
rear-ended by hit and RUN just this weekend.

7) DO drive the speed limit PLEASE. Learn and OBEY all Texas and US traffic LAWS - PLEASE

8) GET your own HEALTH and AUTO insurance. My (health insurance) is costing me $433
a month for a small family and rising every 4 months.

I cannot AFFORD to pay the cost of your NON-STOP BABY MAKING and your family.

9) STOP having children YOU can't afford to feed and clothe. (HAVE you ever heard of "No Penalty for Early Withdrawl?)

10) Don't BRING YOUR 8 Year old children to work in the 100+ degree heat when you work on my neigbors LAWNs